tiba2 ingin share review ttg RED (bruce wills)

Tahun 2010 bisa jadi tahun yang sangat miskin filem2 bermutu. Sebelum nonton RED sempat salah pilih film dan menonton SKYLINE which is a very RETARD muvee...Parah banged ada film yang aktornya lebih jelek actingnya dari film2 FTV  indonesia. Masuk boxoffice lagi. Tapi disini aku ga mau share about that retarded muvee i like to share about the good one. And the tittle is

RED

Plot

POST RETIRED SYNDROM (PRS). Ntar kalo aku uda umur2 70n mungkin juga bakal terserang permasalahan seperti ini. Everything doesn't work like it used to be anymore. Frank mosses lakon utama di film ini adalah seorang pensiunan CIA yang harus menghabiskan dirinya mencoba jadi orang "normal". Tiap hari melakukan hal rutin, makan, ngurus rumah, ikut2an trending para tetangga. Seperti orang normal dia juga "akhirnya" jatuh cinta dengan seorang gadis normal yang bertugas mengurusi pembayaran pensiunannya, namanya sarah. Another good kind of relationship happen here, its called LDR :D. Well, for her, frank harus membaca banyak novel cinta (karena itu yang diobrolin sarah di telp), and do other "normal human being things".

Ternyata impian menjalani hidup normal tidak bakal terwujud bagi frank mosses, suatu malam, pasukan "wet team" (squad pembunuh elite CIA) mengunjungi mosses. Rumah kayunya diberondong gatling gun, and they really serious about it. Mosses dengan keahliannya bisa lolos dari sergapan pasukan itu. But the problem is, they wont just stop there, kehidupan sarah dalam bahaya besar, and mosses must protect her soon. Apa yang terjadi setelah itu? Apa yang membuat mosses jadi target pembunuhan CIA?? Dan siapa dalang dibalik semua permasalahan itu??

Watch the movie and see a lot of unpredictable scene and plot after mosses met sarah :D. 

From here on i will review the muvee so its gonna be total spoiler. Enjoy

REVIEW

Bad Point

1. Bad Poster. 

Seriously look at that picture, terus terang liad poster itu mbikin aku males nonton pilemnya. Langsung kebayang filem boring tembak tembakan yang gelap ga jelas ujungnya apa terus endingnya tragis.

2. Plot holes 

• Can you really just fall in love with your representatives retirement payroll, just because she called you every months?? Sungguh susah dipercaya. Kalopun ada wah pasti bener2 auditory tipe person.
• When wet teams shot the mosses's house why all the neighbors stay calm in the house, they must have been sedated by CIA..hohoho. Ato penduduknya uda dibantai semua sama CIA.
• About joe, if Joe wasn't dead, then why his nurses told mosses that joe has died??Pas plot kematian joe, kan susternya ngabarin kalo joe mati (kemungkinan besar) la caranya gimana? Dead body aja ga ada.

2. Bad acting from

Sarah (Mary Louise-Parker). Ga tau kenapa actingnya ga secemerlang BW sama Morgan Freeman. hehehe . Ya iyya lah filmographynya aj belum terlalu banyak. Tapi emang rada2 maklum sih. Siapa yang bisa ngalahin acting  Bruce Wills "the old muscled man" ditandem sama Morgan Freeman "the god " (abis sering banged jadi tuhan di film2 sebelumnya).

3. Logically Impossible scene (namanya juga pilem) but damn i like it.

• Scene pas Marvin nembak mbak2 cia yang manggil dia old man. Scene-nya bagus tapi, pliss deh, peluru vs ballistic bazooka, ko bisa2nya ledakannya cuma ke belakang ke arah penembak bazooka aja. Yang ada ya ledakan ke smua arah si marvin harusnya juga injured, minimal kelempar lah. He can just stay cool after shooting a bazooka's ballistic. Tapi scene ini juga jadi scene favoritku. hehehe

DIE U OLD MAN!!!

• Pas mosses drop by to William Cooper's office (Karl Urban) officer yang ngejar2 mosses, is CIA really that dumb. CIA's most wanted bisa jalan2 ke ruangan PIC chaser dengan leluasa, and nobody notice. Sed deh...unbelievable. But still, ini juga salah satu scene favoritku. hahaha. U TRAINED BY KODERSKY|YEAH | I TRAINED KODERSKY.

I TRAINED UR TRAINER

jujur aga sedikit minus point yang bisa tak share disini, paling banyak orang yang cuma bilang filem ini kurang complicated, but for me thats the good point, keep it simple and stupid but still 

entertaining..

lanjut ke good point deh

Good Point

Damn this all movie really pay attention to give a good things to its audience

1. Nice Scene

Buanyak bener..tak share yang masi keinget aja

• FIRST DATE. At the car, after "picking" sarah dari apartemennya. Klo ga salah mosses say to sarah "bla bla bla...well i just really hope that someday we can meet in a more dignified manner and we really can know each other.." ngelirik ke sarah. Sarah (yang ternyata diiket dan dilakban mulutnya wkwkwkw) : "MMM mmmm mmmm...MMMMRR....RRRRR....RRRRRRRRRRR". Mosses : "yess...yesss...im hungry too, would you like some pizza". Owh owh owh...ada ya orang yang bisa denger kata2 orang yang dibekep?? ampuhh...wanna learn that skill too sir :D

• ID THEM. Pas ketemu si Joe (Morgan Freeman) di panti jompo. Joe: So whats happen? Mosses : The wet teams come visit me yesterday. Joe : Have you ID'd them. Mosses mengeluarkan kantung surat dikasiin ke joe. And yeah...isinya 6 jari anggota wet teams. Joe (look a lil surprise) : Wow its really a gentlemen do.(Benar2 pekerjaan lelaki yang lembut. Ow ow ow) I say :Damn its really effective grand pa.

I cant believe I'll be like this..you know retired and getting old..

• MET MARVIN (John Malkovich). Pas nyampe di base marvin, tiba2 marvin keluar dari tempat sembunyinya, mengarahkan senapan pemburu hiu ke arah mosses, bertanya "Why are you trying to kill me" (parno bener ne orang). Mosses questioned back "Look, why would i be trying to kill u??". Marvin answered "Because last time we met I tried to kill u". Mosses ngangguk2, terus bilang "Well, that was a long time ago". Then the ultimate simple stupid but good point quotes come from marvin mouth "Well some people hold on things like that". Gayahahaha...what a dumb conversation between 2 sick people.

why are u tryin to kill me?

• MARVIN'S PIG. Mosses ask marvin to go finding joe's killer. Marvin dengan muka very exited said "I cant believe I'll say this thing again.." tak kirain dia bakal ngomong something important or maybe encouraging...with all his enthusiasm he said "Im  getting my PIG". Oh sick person. Later on ternyata isi Marvin's Pig adalah A F**ing Set of Rocket Propelled Granade Gun. Hahaha..wong edan. Damn u genius, ga ada yang bakal nyangka kalo tas babi yang cutie2 itu isinya adalah senjata peluncur roket...hohoho

ngook

•  CAN I KILL HER NOW. Masi keinget gimana marvin kesel banged pas mau mbunuh perempuan ber-jas item di bandara, dan ditahan sama mosses, yang bilang "she is not one of them (CIA) look there is no camera in her bag.."(sambil ngosongin isi tas cewe itu)"so you cannot kill her". Marvin hanya bisa ngomong "but she following us". Later on ketauan Ternyata cewe itu bener2 CIA, dan menembaki mosses sama marvin pas di landasan airport sambil manggil marvin "Old man". Gyahaha...baru inget isu di film ini adalah POST RETIRED SYNDROM (PRS), dan tidak ada yang lebih menyakiti para PRS selain dipanggil OLD MAN. So marvin langsung liad ke mosses dan bertanya dengan tatapan childish seperti seorang anak yang melihat eskrim di meja dan bertanya pada papanya "can i eat now". Marvin ask mosses "can i kill her" dengan begitu innocence-nya. Well saran bagi yang ketemu orang2 PRS dont called them old man. hehehe. You might get killed

well its another scene..cant find the original one

• OLD MAN MY ASS.  Time to revenge. Ga terima dipanggil old man. Marvin nantang duel ala koboy sama si mbak2 CIA. Marvin dengan silver revolver-nya (nice gun old man :p) and mbak2 dengan bazookanya. And de duel started. Mbaknya pull the trigger first, bazooka uda launching, baru marvin nginer dan nembak pas ke tengah2 hulu bazoka. BANG. The bullet collide with the ballistic. Dengan ampuhnya meledakkan bazoka dan terus melaju menghantam mbaknya. Marvin masi berdiri dengan gagah mengacungkan jari tengahnya, dan berkata "OLD MAN MY ASS". hahaha what a scene.

dont u ever called me OLD MAN!!!

• I KILLED PEOPLE DEAR.Lets just say ini adalah salah scene perkenalan yang creepy dari seorang nanny yang seems nice. 

 i plant flower and well..kill people dear :D

• HOW CAN U STANCE THE ROUTINE?? Well sometimes I take extra contract. Hehehe, that was relieving, aku juga sering punya masalah dengan rutinitas, and the answer is ga masalah melakukan hoby kita sometimes. *Mulaingelirikfolderdota :p

• I NEVER SEE HIM BEING THIS HAPPY, SO IF YOU BROKE HIS HEART, IM GONNA KILL YOU AND BURIED YOU IN THE WOOD SO NO ONE GONNA FIND YOU. Lets just say, this is total lunatic scene. Tapi menunjukkan betapa care-nya si victoria sama mosses :D.

• SHE SHOOT ME THREE TIMES, BUT WHEN I WOKE UP THAT'S WHEN I REALIZED THAT SHE WAS REALLY LOVE ME. Bused deh legenda "the red test" lagi, if u wanna be a spy, u must have the gut to killed the one you love most. Ogah lah jadi spy. Tapi ternyata bisa make cara ini, shoot 3 times above the cardiac. Orang yang kamu sayangi masi bisa tertolong..hehehe

2. NICE ACTING FROM ALMOST ALL OF THE CHARACTERS

• FRANK MOSSES << BRUCE WILLS GITCHU LOH

goeey gooeey inside hahaha

• MARVIN << DAMN HE IS GOOD

haaaaaaaaaaaaaa...........

• JOE << BAGUS TAPI KO SERING KERASA DEJAVU YA 

Mr God that always play cool at all time

• VICTORIA

I shot my boy three times in his chest

• IVAN 

I miss old times, i miss killing people

• AND THE OFFICER WILLIAM COOPER

Listen Im a professional

Well thats my review..thanx for reading. Menantikan filem2 bruce willis yang bagus setelah ini. Oia ngomong2 sutradaranya RED namanya Robert Schwentke. Filmografinya masih dikit, tapi lumayan juga bisa handle artis2 keren kayak Bruce sama Morgan.

So thats all my review. Thanx for coming. Sampai jumpa di sharing2 saya berikutnya